๐ CHICKEN GALLERY ๐
Bill's most prized resurrectees. Each one a miracle. Each one a testament to the ancient arts.
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๐ THE ANCIENT TEXTS ๐
โ THE BOOK OF BILL, CHAPTER 1 โ
In the beginning there was a chicken. And the chicken was dead. And Bill looked upon the chicken and said unto it: "Arise, chicken. Arise."
And lo, the chicken arose. And it was good. And it clucked.
โ THE BOOK OF BILL, CHAPTER 2 โ
Thou shalt always face northeast. This is not metaphorical. LITERALLY northeast. Bill tried southwest once in 1987 and we do not speak of what happened. The tomatoes still won't grow there.
โ THE FORBIDDEN APPENDIX (partial) โ
The Meatball of Power was first forged in the summer of '74 from equal parts ground chuck, forbidden herbs, and the frustrated sighs of a man who simply wanted his chickens to stop dying. Its properties remain poorly understood. Do not microwave it.
โ THE PROPHECY OF THE NORTHEAST CHICKEN โ
And in the age of the blinking cursor, one shall come who clicketh with great speed. They will raise ONE HUNDRED chickens before the fifth wave. And the counter shall tick. And Bill shall nod slowly. He always knew.
Some truths are not meant for dial-up connections
๐ MOON PHASE ORACLE ๐
โ CHICKEN RESURRECTION COMPATIBILITY โ
Bill checks this every morning before breakfast. Usually before, anyway.
๐ฅ HEX A FRIEND!! ๐ฅ
Send a totally harmless hex to someone you know. Bill takes no responsibility for side effects including but not limited to: mild clucking, unexplained barbecue cravings, or an uncontrollable urge to face northeast.
๐ CONTACT BILL ๐
๐ฌ MAILING ADDRESS
Bill Witch Doctor
1 Northeast Corner Rd
Apt. ๐B
Somewhere, TN 37777
(do not send livestock)
๐ป ELECTRONIC MAIL
bill@billwitchdoctor.com
Response time: 3-5 business moons
webmaster@billwitchdoctor.com
(for site issues only)
๐ TELEPHONE
555-ARISE-IT
MonโFri 9amโ4pm EST
Closed on full moons
No collect calls
โ SEND A MESSAGE TO BILL โ
AIM: BillWitchDoctor99 | ICQ: 3847291 | Yahoo! Messenger: bill_witch_doc
๐ฎ WELCOME, SEEKER ๐ฎ
You have found the one true home of BILL WITCH DOCTOR, practitioner of the ancient arts, raiser of poultry, and keeper of secrets man was not meant to know.
Whether you seek wisdom, fortune, or simply wish to watch a chicken arise from the dead โ YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
10 SPELLS โข DRAG TO ARISE โข COMBOS โข POWER-UPS
Click or drag across chickens to arise them. Build combos for big points. All 10 spells available from wave 1!!
๐ฎ CHICKEN RESURRECTION SIMULATOR 9000 ๐ฎ
โก ALL SPELLS FREE โ click to activate, then click/drag on chickens โ cooldowns shown โก
๐ THE RITUAL OF CHICKEN ARISING ๐
- Acquire one (1) chicken. Freshness NOT required.
- Draw the sacred sigil in barbecue sauce
- Face northeast. Always northeast.
- Speak the words: "Arise chicken, arise"
- Wait. Be patient. Bill was not built in a day.
- If chicken does not arise, try again louder
- Bill is not responsible for damages
๐ GUESTBOOK ENTRIES
bill ur site rules!! my chicken DID NOT arise but 5/5 would try again
i need a meatball of power. can bill help? also sick flames gif
this is stupid. and yet i bookmarked it.
scored 4200 on the chicken game. BILL IS REAL
the meatball of power arose NINE chickens at once and i nearly fell off my chair